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A husband and wife go to the zoo. When they approach the section with bulls in it, the husband asks the keeper how much one particular bull costs:

20 July 2014 Sunday 00:02
A husband and wife go to the zoo. When they approach the section with bulls in it, the husband asks the keeper how much one particular bull costs:

-How much is this bull?
-$5000.-
-Why?
-Because it only mates once a year…
-How much is that one?
-$ 10,000.-
- Why?
- Because it mates for three months a year…
The man asks:
-How much is the most expensive one then?
-$ 100,000.-
-Why?
-It mates every day!
On hearing this, the wife turns to her husband and giggles.
-Did you hear that dear? That bull mates every day.
The husband answers:
-You are right, darling. But go and ask the bull weather he mates with the same cow every day!


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