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LOCATING A LOST WIFE

A husband went to police station for filing a report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife (misty),she went for shopping still not reached home yet.

6 April 2014 Sunday 00:44
A husband went to police station for filing a report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife (misty),she went for shopping still not reached home yet.

Inspector :-What is her height ?

Husband:-I never noticed.

Inspector :-Slim or healthy ?

Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector :-Colour of eyes ?

Husband :-Never noticed.
Inspector :-Colour of hair ?

Husband :-Changes according to season.

Inspector :-What was she wearing?

Husband :-Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector :-Was she going in a car?

Husband :-Yes.

Inspector :-tell me the number, name and colour of the car ?
Husband :-Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode.  And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

Inspector:-Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.


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