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ELEVEN ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter in flight, 10...
BELATED GUARDIAN ANGEL
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: "Stop! If you take one m...
DIAMOND NECKLACE
An angry wife to her husband on phone: -Where the hell are you?...
WIFE  VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a wor...
DEAR DAD
An old father living alone in the country wanted to plant his pepper g...
LAWYER
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the ca...
CLEAR COAST
Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy th...
THE CAB DRIVER
A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question...
BULLS
A husband and wife go to the zoo. When they approach the section with ...
CARING MAN
One afternoon, a wealthy man was riding in the back of his limousine w...
PLAYING CHESS
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess ...
THE BOSS
Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before openi...
PRICE OF COFFEE
Price of Coffee A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: ...
MAGICIAN
Jake: What does your father do for a living? Matt: He’s a magician....
WRONG E-MAIL ADRESS
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a par...
WHAT IT TAKES TO GET TO HEAVEN?
All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination t...
COMPUTER DIAGNOSIS
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His ...
BEAUTIFUL
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wif...
FORGET ABOUT IT
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgett...
WHO DOES WHAT?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the c...
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS
A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38....
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a pries...
LOCATING A LOST WIFE
A husband went to police station for filing a report for his missing w...
WOMEN THINK OF EVERYTHING
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hat...
A HAPPY WOMAN
A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her b...
HUNGRY SNAKE
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized h...
YOUR HUSBAND NEEDS REST
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sle...
A WOMAN’S TALE OF DIVORCE
I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. &...
DIAMOND NECKLACE
An angry wife to her husband on phone: -Where the hell are you?...
SEX ON MARS
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating ...
FARMER AND THE OLD LADY
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. ...
BEFORE…
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another ...
40TH ANNIVERSARY
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating i...
LOOKING FOR A WIFE
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked...
JAPANESE PIZZA
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates Jap...
THE BAT BET
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One nig...
LECTURE TOUR WITH A DIFFERENCE
On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly lef...
GETTING DIVORCED
An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate...
MAILMAN
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby deli...
MEANING OF WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? ...
TAX INSPECTOR


At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspe...
DIVORCE VS. MURDER


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy...
WHAT A COINCEDENCE!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and order...
ROMANTIC SMS
She sends the following message: 

 My love If you're s...
A BRITISH GIRL
Wife : Honey! I am going to London. What do you want ? Husband : A ...
HABBIT OF TALKING IN SLEEP
A lady to doctor: My husband has the habit of talking in his sleep! Wh...
THE CAR ACCIDENT
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both...
SOCIAL SECURITY
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for So...
BULLS
A husband and wife go to the zoo. When they approach the section with ...
THROWING KNIVES AT WIFE’S PICTURE
Husband was throwing knives at wife’s picture. All were missing the...
 
 
MAKE YOUR OWN SODA SCRUB
 
This Exfoliating Soda Scrub recipe may seem very simple, but bicarbonate of soda (baking soda) has been used in home-made skincare remedies for hundreds of years....
 
IMPROPER DIETARY PRACTICES MAY INCREASE THE RISK OF OBESITY
 
Super weak mannequins in shop windows, people trying to weaken, adorning the shelves of bookstores selling diet books and products in pharmacies undermine 3-5 kg a week,...
 
NOTES FROM THE UNIVERSE... by MIKE DOOLEY
 
When suddenly the unexpected happens, it's always me... just getting everything ready for the time of your life....
 
It’s winter time! And it is definitely a great feeling to see it on people especially on the ones who can carry whatever they wear so well.
 
This week’s elegant is the Lebanese Ambassador Mansour Abdullah who set foot to the Turkish capital only a year and a half ago and captured many hearts with his charm and friendly attitude.
 
BLUE SKY
 
“Everywhere you go, the sky is blue.”...
 
 
ELEVEN ON A ROPE
 
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter in flight, 10 men and 1 woman....
 
 
 
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